Sure, it’s not from this decade, but we’re including it.
You can whisper all you want, but the only way to get a twink to come is to yell ‘free vodka.’Īn exclamation point has never been put to better use. We can’t believe such an egregious typo of one of the most common words in English wound its way onto a boxcover.
Just because there’s a porno version now doesn’t mean we’ll stop jerking off to the video game. But then we thought: there’s a reason that it’s called gay porn. This would be the worst word in the English language if it were actually a word, and it doesn’t help that the thing on the cover looks entirely sluttainted.Īt first we were surprised (downright so even) that tough-as-nails Hot House would pull from Tyra’s lexicon. We love this title because it’s evocative of our two favorite things: giant, gaping rectums and hardcore drug abuse. Sounds like a good deal to us! This descriptive title is a refreshing buoy of straight-forwardness in an ocean of over-wrought innuendo.
